Freaking Smack.... Reader Beware!

Insane Hmmmmmm...... Yes we are but that is why we love this hobby.

 

Love Hate.... just like the allies....

 

I thought we just loved to hate them.

 

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Smack Smack... Smack Smack
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Smack Smack... Smack Smack
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blahhhhhh Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Smack Smack Smack Smack!

Little musical interlude.... just us Axis here.... yep. Just us homies. Livin the the black red and white. You know what I'm talkin' bout. Yep. It's a good day.

Warning! Message from allied fleet Command:

Pin drops.

 

listen......Dead silence the allies are near.

 

OH! Piece of allies!

 

Were.... baaackkkkk....BOO!!

 

you guys take this way too seriously. Oh, by the way Curt, that piece of music was beautiful

 

You think this is serious?[]

 

no, that was my signature sarcasm

 

Good one Boomer. The allies don't understand humor.

 

All Summer Long CHris.... that is all I have to say... is All Summer Long. Can`t wait for your crapguard to get out there so that All Summer Long I can smash that kipper piece of garbage back to the stone age..... All Summer Long....

LOL That felt... dirty, nasty, vicious, relieving, stinky and corn-filled.... I`m good now. Hehehheheheheh

Hey Will! WHY SO SERIOUS.....

ROTFLMAO (and I needed it)

 

Once upon a time, in the very earliest days of Model Warship Combat, an unarmed Axis vessel was set upon by a warship from the Allied Nations - home of the fiercest warriors in all the world. This was a fatal mistake for the Allies, of course; they learned the hard way that the reason the Axis had decided to build armed ships no more was because they were so very, very good at it. They nearly overwhelmed the Axis on first contact, but fast as you can say "Bismark" or "Yamato", the seemingly harmless Axis Powers were all over the Allied pigs like ugly on an ape, with battle fleets and strategic thinking that left the Warrior Captains quite dazzled. And thus began the First Season's War.

Now, several decades later, it seems the Allies need another lesson in why it pays to be polite to those crazy people from the Axis Powers. Those war-crazed fuzz-brains from the Allied Nations just won't give up, even though the canny Axis Powers cut through the Allies like bbs through balsa. The ferocious Allies never seemed to come up with a more complicated strategy than "scream and leap". But that was then, and this is now. Now, they are ready. They've filled their CO2 bottles and magazines. They've bench-tested their systems, and (this time) even remembered to remove the pins from their barrels. Victory over the Axis dogs is assured. Assuming, of course, that they remember to plug in their pumps...

 

I'll have you know that I have always been there for the Axis this year, delivering cargo and winning battles. I resent you calling me a dog.

 

And what were you doing during the 2004 season? I seem to recall your dinky lifeboat delivered an embarrassingly poor performance at that campaign battle, ensuring Axis defeat.

 

I seem to recall your Axis battleship spent most of the battle drifting with the wind down to Dead Duck's Cove at the far end of the pond. I'd hazard to guess that your battleship might otherwise have narrowed the gap by helping my transport run the blockade, so Rear Admiral Von Gino wouldn't have surrendered unconditionally after the first half.

 

I'll have you know that my mighty battleship was laid low by the dark designs of the Allies, the evil demon of Electronic Warfare. Were it not for that foulest of sorcery, I would have smote the Allied flagship with my +3 Mythril Ball Bearings of Smiting. As it was, my +2 Pump of, um... pumping... left their fleet very, very wet.

 

If memory serves, it was radio noise from your own darn air compressor that took you out of the fight, and directly led to the sinking of three Axis dreadnoughts.

That's what i call...EPIC FAIL

Are you sure you're not Allied? I thought I saw a blue flag on your ship last battle...

 

Dont you guys go to school together? Why argue on here then? haha just playing(for all those who think im too serious). And gascan, that was a good EPIC FAIL call there.

 

Wow. NOW Children from Canada take heed! This is what true smack is. And the lord did gnash his teeth and the people did smack their lips. AMEN. Thanks boys... that was an awesome read...... SERIOUS? Will? You want us to take you seriously? INSERT COMMENT HERE..... hehehehehehe